Every prospective client should know these things about me before we begin working together. 

It’s only fair.

1.)  I can play the piano.

Not by ear.  I have to read the notes.   

2.)  I graduated in the top 3% of my high school class.

However impressive, I’ve never found a good use for this piece of information.  If you have any ideas, let me know.

3.)  I’m not a big cat lover.

But they keep hanging around in my yard waiting for me to change my mind.

4.)  My past indicates I seem to be drawn to working with people in crisis (who also happen to be broke).

I’m notorious for attracting all the strays, the unwanted, the wounded, the overlooked … the misfits.  Know where they’re having a sale on cheese?

5.)  My sense of humor is my greatest asset.

However, my children will deny that fact.

6.)  I’ve never broken a bone and I had 20/20 vision until age 54.

I have had some cavities, though, and I chipped my tooth once when I bit down on a corn nut. 

7.)  I don’t accept collect calls.

Except from dear friends who have the misfortune of being incarcerated.

8.)  I am a middle child.

And you know what they say about us.

9.)  I have received several prestigious awards.

Other than my mom, who really cares?

10.) I spent one summer reading the entire collection of Nancy Drew Mysteries.

This fact, alone, should be plenty of evidence I am persistent, dedicated, and tough enough to withstand the challenge of working with you.

Still not convinced?

Building a business online can feel somewhat like walking through a forest at night.  Even if you’re amazing at what you do, you could still poke your eye out on a sharp branch.

I went to Girl Scout Camp. 

I carry a flashlight (and extra batteries).