Thanks for knocking on my door

Poetic take on your writing mistakes

Your headline is a mess, Your CTA is in distress

Your verb tense is all wrong, Paragraphs are far too long

Not nearly enough white space, Critical commas aren't in place

Your story doesn't have a flow, All those expletives have to go

Disjointed thoughts cover the page, Complex language doesn't engage

Such funky misspelled words galore, Good grammar promptly hit the floor

Your font is way too small, Readership is bound to fall

Sentence structure is loose and weak, Your message, sadly, sprung a leak

If you're writing needs some TLC, please see me